Throughout the entire season of COVID-mania, the tabloids were filled with festive shouts hailing Cuomo and Newsom as drivers of the good, protectors of the elderly, and authors of their own self-congratulatory autobiographies. These political skunks have now secreted their vile blood for everyone to see and common folk have determined that they are not like us. They are a strange breed of layered evil.
Fast forward, and Newsom is as popular as the transgendered orangutan at Disney+ and Cuomo went the way of his brother, disgraced like Toobin in a zoom call. Let their tribes decrease!
Republicans have since gained much ground, and the Supreme Court maintains a conservative ethos with five men and three-and-a-half women. Or, something like that. But again, I am not a mathematician. Here in sunny Florida, DeSantis has offered a model of politicking that is clear and crisp like a full bag of Doritos that Musk intends to fill to the brim if he keeps his promises.
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